domingo, 4 de julho de 2010

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Então é isso... Terminou a Copa do Mundo 2010 para nós, Brasileiros. Como havia levado bolo de dois colegas para assistir o jogo em algum bar, com muitas menininhas vibrando e pulando, terminei tendo que assistir o jogo sozinho em casa, já que minha esposa iria assistir com o pessoal do trabalho dela. Só me restava uma coisa: me embriagar!
Comecei a beber as 08:00 para o jogo que iria começar as 11:00. Show. Na hora do jogo eu já estava brilhando, mas feliz. O primeiro tempo foi um espetáculo. Com 15 minutos de partida, gol de Robinho! Tinha tudo pra ser uma partida feliz e eu ir trabalhar a tarde tocando vuvuzela no setor! Segundo tempo... Uma desgraça. Acho que os jogadores devem ter fumado maconha (estragada) porque pareciam uns zumbis em campo. Depois de levar dois gols da Holanda, Felipe Melo, que deu o passe para Robinho no gol do primeiro tempo, faz uma falta dura e é expulso. Com um homem a menos e emocionalmente desestruturado o Brasil perde de 2 x 1. Vou trabalhar embriagado e triste. Sem vuvuzela =/
Pelo menos nem tudo foi desgraça. No Sábado a Alemanha mandou a Argentina para casa de quatro. 4 x 0 para Alemanha. Um chocolate. Fiquei feliz pois acabara o perigo de ter que ver Maradona correndo nu em volta do Obelisco. Ufa... Bom, fiquei triste com a derrota do Paraguai a tarde. Assim como não vou ver Maradona pelado, também acabaram-se as chances de ver a Larissa Riquelme nua. Nem tudo é perfeito.
Só me resta agora torcer pela Alemanha. Ao menos o uniforme deles é estiloso. Gehen Sie Deutsch!


And so it is... The 2010 World Cup gone over for us, Brazilians. As I was forgotten by two of my friends to watch the game in some bar, with a lot of girls jumping, screaming, holding each other, I had to watch the game at home, alone, once that my wife would watch with her work partners. That just one thing left to me: get drunk!
I started to drink at 08:00 am to a game that would start at 11:00 am. Show time. When the game was about to begin I was already "shining", but happy. The first half was wonderful! 15 minutes game and Robinho made a goal! Everything was perfect to have a great game and go to the work
later playing the Vuvuzela on the department! Second half... The disgrace. Maybe the players had smoke some (spoiled) hemp because they were just look like some zombies on the field! After get two goals from Netherlands, Felipe Melo, which gave the ball to the Robinho goal, made a hard fault and got out from the game. With one man less and emotionally dysfunctional, Brazil loses by 2 x 1. I go to work drunk and sad. No vuvuzelas.
At least not everything was disgrace. On the day after the Germany sent Argentine to home down four. 4 x 0 to Germany. A chocolate! I was very happy with it because that were no more risks to have to watch Maradona running naked around the Obelisk. Great... Well, I also was sad with the defeat of Paraguay at the same day, afternoon. As well I would not see Maradona naked, there also gone my hopes to see Larissa Riquelme naked too. Not everything is perfect.
Just left me to cheering for Germany now. Their uniform is fashion =P Gehen Sie Deutsch!

Um comentário:

  1. I hated Maradona from the moment I first heard his name and I don't know why.

    I have been at university for three years, should have taken 5 classes a semester as opposed to four. I have a plain vanilla associates degree that allows me to transfer for a bachelors degree, any bachelors degree, which I am doing this fall. 2 more years to go! Why don't you try writing a computer program for biologists? Probably you are right, I need some human contact in my career. But not too much. Psychology is human contact. I used to really want a technical career though. They really pushed them when I was in middle and high school. I know of someone with a Ph.D in some kind of engineering who left to become a psychotherapist because she was lonely.

    At least you made it farther than we did. Nuts, Tampa Bay just tied.

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